This is probably one of the best workout routines I’ll write to date.
The success rate is more than likely going to be through the roof!
I’m not even going to offer you a PDF download for this routine, because I want you to really focus in and hone all your motivation into this routine. And, that means memorizing it by heart so you can use it daily!
Yes, this is a 7 day per week workout!!!
Be ready, people!
Jabba The Hutt Stats
Height: 12’9″ Length 5’9″ Height
Weight: 3000 lbs.
Jabba is wider, taller, and massively bigger than me.
This is something we can all strive for in life, no?
Oh, and the best part?…
The Workout Routine and the Diet Plan are ONE IN THE SAME! WOOOO!!!!
The Jabba the Hutt Workout and Diet Plan
Seven Days a Week
Workout and Diet:
Pancakes 3 stacks of 10
Large pizza 3×10 (TMNT would be so proud)
Gallon of ice cream 3×10
KFC Buckets 3×10
Box of Dozen Donuts 3×10 (see Iron Man above)
AND THAT’S IT!!! YOU’LL BE JABBA IN NO TIME!!!
Okay, if you guys didn’t know that this was an April Fools Day joke, I’m disowning you.
C’mon now…we had to do it!
To counteract all the donuts and food you just bought, I would highly suggest checking out the new features, packages, and payment plans we are offering in The Superhero Academy.
LOL! What a twist that was.
That was shameless promotion on an April Fools Day joke at its finest.
Whatever. It’s supposed to be funny! 😛
You could also check out this weeks Fanboy Friday post where I go over all The Justice League workout routines we’ve covered thus far! I’d say that’d probably be another good place to start.